09.05.24 - A Life-Long Case Of "Odd Man Out" Syndrome Weds 09.04.24 - Non-Intrusive Thoughts Of Napping 08.31.24 - W.T.F.F??? 8.28.24 - A "Nutritiously" Well-Balanced Day 08.25.24 - I'll Never Be "The Final Girl" FRI 08.23.24 - Getting To Work. But First, A Nap...! Weds 08.21.24 - The Existential Stuff Sun 08.18.24 - "Cherry Coke Zero - Now With 10 Times The Explosive Force!" Thurs 08.15.24 - "I'm A Little Short Of Cash. Would You Accept A Drawing Instead?" SAT 08.10.24 - Jim Hoffmaster (aka "The Pious Pilgrim") FRI 08.09.24 - Low-Key "Living The Dream" Weds 08.07.24 - Chugging Along (Alternate Title - The Sick Actor Place) 08.05.24 - Kicking My Stool To The Curb 08.02.24 - Getting More Specific With The Universe Mon 07.30.24 - No “Social Pie” Today And Other Disappointments 07.26.24 - Is This My "Little Old Man" Phase? 07.23.24 - ”Dammit! I Just Booked A Super Bowl Commercial!” FRI 07.19.24 - This Is Nice Mon 07.15.24 - Short And Savory (For My Diabetic Readers) Weds 7.10.24 - A Diaryland Entry From "Jim Hollaway" Sun 07.07.24 - What Does A "Distributor" Distribute? Thurs 07.04.24 - A Place Where Things Can Happen 06.30.24 - Jim Hoffmaster: Actor, TV Watcher, and General Man-About-Town 6.28.24 - "The Old Man vs The Conman" And Other Grim Fairy Tales 06.25.24 - The Outlook Brightens A Bit Mon 6.24.24 - A Lifetime "Swing And A Miss" SUN 6.16.24 - My Distinctly Lower-Case "Career" SAT 06.08.2 - "Don't Lose Hope...Don't Lose Hope...Okay, NOW you can lose hope!" Sat 5.25.24 - A Realistic Assessment Of The Situation Or Just Me Being Me? FRI 05.17.24 - As Kurt Vonnegut would say, "If This Isn't Nice, I Don't Know What Is". 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- 07.08.18 - - Thurs 07.05.18 - - SAT 6.16.18 - - 06.03.18 - - Mon 5.14.18 - - Mon 4.30.18 - - Sun 4.22.18 - - 03.30.18 - Jim Hoffmaster Superstar FRI 3.23.18 - -Be A Successful Actor, Save The World, Get A Good Night's Sleep - Top Three Things On My "Bucket List" Sat 3.10.18 - Job Options Thurs 3.01.18 - From Voracious Eater To Voracious Reader 02.22.18 - The New Children's Crusade Sat 2.17.18 - The Vaping Entry (aka "How Long Have I Been Writing This...?" Thurs 2.08.18 - The Way It's Supposedly Supposed To Be FRI 2.02.18 - - Thurs 1.25.18 - The Story In My Head Fri 1.19.18 - Ghost Stories Mon 1.15.18 - A Tale Of Two Auditions (PT II) FRI 1.12.18 - A Tale Of Two Auditions (PT I) 01.02.18 - Jim's 2017 Holiday Wrap-Up 12.14.17 - Happy @#!! Holidays! 11.27.17 - Doing Things Can Be FUN! Mon 11.13.17 - He Did It Mon 11.06.17 - Is This The Best Use Of My Time? Thurs 11.02.17 - The Youngest Old Man Mon 10.23.17 - Seeking A Passionate Engagement Tues 10.17.17 - A Smart Guy With Nothing To Say 10.09.17 - Something I'm Good At 09.22.17 - Life Is Better When I Win Fri 9.15.17 - I'm not the type Mon 9.11.17 - Things Are Getting A Tad Apocalyptic Weds 8.30.17 - Altered States 08.28.17 - What I'll Do With The Big Series-Regular Money Mon 8.21.17 - Just "Writin' Bout Stuff"... Thurs 8.10.17 - No Ifs, Ands, Or Butts Fri 8.04.17 - God, Death, and Donald Trump 07.27.17 - That Sweet "I'm Gonna Be Okay For Awhile" Feeling 7/24-7/25 - ...Coming Soon To A Medical School Near You Fri 7.14.17 - A Surprise Assist From Facebook Weds 06.28.17 - "Swedish Dicks" And Rich Pricks Fri 6.16.17 - An "Actor-y" Day 06.10.17 - Shit/Life Happens 06.05.17 - All I Want Is More Than I Have Thurs 6.01.17 - That Loud Sucking Sound You Hear? That's Me FRI 5.26.17 - Kermit Rides Again Thurs 5.18.17 - It could still happen...but probably won't. Thurs 5.11.17 - Shameless Dreams And A Birthday Death March Fri 5.05.17 - Singing The Friday Blues Sat 4.29.17 - Perfectly Imperfect Friday 4.21.17 - Apocalypse Averted Mon 4.17.17 - Less Fun Than A Trip To The Dentist Thurs 4.13.17 - Reflections On Teeth And Non-Belief Thurs 4.06.17 - It Takes A Village To Fix My Teeth 03.27.17 - My Funeral, Should There Be One, Will Feature Lots of 70s Funk 03.13.17 - If I Should Die... Tues 3.07.17 - Life As "Amusing Anecdote" Thurs 2/23/17 - Number One On The Call-Sheet (Pt II) Tues 2.21.17 - Number One On The Call Sheet Weds 2/8/17 - If I didn't have to go anywhere or do anything, that would be great Fri 1.27.17 - Caviar Tastes On A PBJ Budget 01.20.17 - I'm Okay. Are YOU Okay? Thurs 1.19.17 - The Preamble 01.05.17 - My Year In Review - The "2016 Sucked" Edition 12.27.16 - How High Is High Enough? 12.15.16 - Welcome To Another Episode Of "Clearing Off My Desk" Mon 12.12.16 - Escalation of Commitment Mon 12.05.16 - The Narrative 12.01.16 - Happy Fucking Holidays Mon 11.28.16 - To Those Who Give A Shit Thurs 11.24.16 - Sucking The Big One Sun 11.06.16 - Obsessing Over Three Things (And My Impending Death...So, Four Things). 10.15.16 - An Aging Work-In-Progress 10.10.16 - The Land Of Diminished Capacity 10.02.16 - As A Toyota Falls, A Honda Rises To Take Its Place... Mon 9.26.16 - Why Superman? Why? 09.23.16 - Superman Swoops Down Sat 9.17.16 - Seeing Toronto Before I Die 09.13.16 - Jim Gets High (But Not That High) 09.05.16 - A Shameless-ly Edible Latin Groove Weds 8.31.16 - On Auditions and Air-Conditioning 08.25.16 - Who's This "Jim Hoffmaster" Guy Anyway? Mon 8.22.16 - Jim Hoffmaster: Artiste Thurs 8.18.16 - No News Is Bad News Thurs 8.11.16 - LA Parking Is My Kryptonite 08.06.16 - Because Masturbation Is Fun, And There's Lots Of Good Stuff On TV Thurs 08.04.16 - Message In A Bottle FRI 07.29.16 - It Wasn't Good Will Hunting's Fault...And It's Not Mine Either. 07.23.16 - Kicking My Ass 07.10.16 - Someone To Talk At Mon 7/4/16 - Today’s Zumba-Inspired Life-Lesson: Don’t Worry About Getting The Steps Right. Just Keep Moving And Have Fun 06.23.16 - Shameless-ly NOT "Shilling" For Ryan Sat 6.18.16 - Coming & Going FRI 06.17.16 - Chekhov's Gun Meets Kermit's Big Dick Mon 6.13.16 - A Crazy Thing I Did One Time...Then One More Time After That Weds 06.01.16 - Jim's Big Memorial Day Adventure - The Not-Quite Climactic Conclusion Tues 5.31.16 - Jim's Big Memorial Day Adventure (Pt I) THURS 4.28.16 - No Destination FRI 4.22.16 - Prince Thurs 3.24.16 - `Strip-Clubs and "Face Lotteries" FRI 3.11.16 - Just A Dancing Fool 02.04.16 - Don't Worry - Nothing's Happening Sat 1.23.16 - See My Beard - Ain't It Weird? Sun 1.17.16 - Family Ties (PT III) Sat 01.16.16 - Family Ties (Pt II) Thurs 1.14.16 - Family Ties (Pt I) Sun 01.03.16 - The Year In Review (2015 Ed) - The Year Beyond Acting Fri 1.01.16 - My Year In Review - The Acting Stuff (2015 Edition) Thurs 12.24.15 - Sui Generis 12.18.15 - Flawlessly Executing The Moves Sun 12.13.15 - Your Intelligence And Sense-Of-Humor Are No Good To You Here... Sun 12.06.15 - Shameless Season 6: The Wrap Party Fri 12.04.15 - Putting "Shameless" To Bed 11.26.15 - This Was Not That (Alternate Title: My Genteel Southern Upbringing) Fri 11.20.15 - The Universe Where I Don't Exist 11.17.15 - Wanna Hear An Amusing Anecdote...? Thurs 11.12.15 - Jim's Terrible, Horrible, etc. Fri 11.6.15 - I (Don't) Remember Mama Sun 11.01.15 - Meeting Gregg, My "Brother From Another Mother" Tues 10.27.15 - Dear John Wells Fri 10.23.15 - Getting Paid To Be Tired And Bored Thurs 10.15.15 - Burning Down The House 10.09.15 - Well, I Hadn't Planned On "Going There"...But Here We Are. 10.06.15 - A Case Of "Insufficient Public Nudity" Sat 10.03.15 - The Days Before The Big Day Weds 9.30.15 - Well, THAT Was Embarrassing...! Sat 9.26.15 - Of "Merkins" and "Modesty Patches" Thurs 9.24.15 - I'm Not In The Dignity Business Fri 9.18.15 - CPAP 09.13.15 - To Sleep, Perchance to Dream Thurs 9.10.15 - On "Pins", "Avails", and "Fairy Tale Endings" Fri 9.04.15 - Paging Dr Hoffmaster Mon 8.31.15 - Thanks For The Sex Tues 8.25.15 - Singing For My Supper Fri 8.21.15 - Love You Too, Asshole 08.14.15 - Did I Miss Anything? 07.31.15 - "Patti & Marina" And The IRS Fri 7.24.15 - Hope You've Enjoyed My Work Mon 7.13.15 - Can I Buy You A Beer? Sun 7.05.15 - It Appears I Am "On Hiatus"... Mon 6.15.15 - The Tears Of A Fast-Food Clown 06.02.15 - Commercial Project X Tues 5.26.15 - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor... Thurs 5.21.15 - Commercial gigs, Strip Clubs, and "Saying Yes" 05.19.15 - Mom & Dad Never Met FRI 5.01.15 - The Working Man Blues Mon 4.27.15 - The Easiest To Do And The Hardest To Get Thurs 4.16.15 - The Big Movie Audition...And What Happen After Sun 4.12.15 - Following My Passion...While I Still HAVE Some Sun 4.12.15 - Getting Old Ahead Of Schedule Fri 3.20.15 - If I Only Had A Heart Tues 3.17.15 - Life Is Meaningless...But I DO Enjoy Watching TV. Fri 2.27.15 - Be An Actor, And Never Be Unhappy Again! Mon 2.23.15 - Auditioning In My Undies Mon 2.02.15 - An Agnostic Prayer For Deliverance Fri 1.23.15 - Bite-Sized Mon 1.19.15 - The Narrator Narrates Mon 1.12.15 - Tomorrow's Mail Mon 1.05.15 - 2014: A Year That Will Live In Infamy (Pt II) 01.02.15 - 2014: A Year That Will Live In Infamy (Pt I) Tues 12.30.14 - Scraps Fri 12.26.14 - A Xmas Story (2014 Edition) Thurs 12.18.14 - A Rough Draft Is Better Than No Draft At All 12.13.14 - Is It January 2nd Yet? Fri 12.12.14 - Sticking A Fork In It FRI 12.05.14 - Depressing product 12.03.14 - Apparently, I'm Big In Greece 12.02.14 - "Justified" In Being Disappointed. Tues 11.11.14 - Speaking To The Multitudes 11.03.14 - "The laptop's in the shop." FRI 10.31.14 - My Halloween Costume This Year? "Sad Single Guy". Tues 10.21.14 - A Miracle For The Atheist? 10.12.14 - Someday I'll Be "Mr Pro-Active". But Not Today. Mon 9.29.14 - I Have Reservations Sun 9.14.14 - Doing Stuff Is Tiring Weds 9.10.14 - In The Future, There Will Be Bidding Wars For My Services Fri 9.05.14 - The "Antidote" Fri 8.29.14 - Jimmy Does Chicago ("Shameless"-Style) Mon 8.26.14 - Jim Is At The James Fri 8.22.14 - Where's My "Emotional Back-Up Plan"? 08.18.14 - Getting Paid To "Hang Out" Fri 8.08.14 - "Shameless" To The Rescue 08.01.14 - Exercise Tip: Epic Walks SUCK 07.28.14 - Productive Urges Fri 7.25.14 - Something Something Shameless Sun 7.13.14 - More Vacation Notations 07.10.14 - Another Letter To My Mama Fri 7.04.14 - Vacation Notations 06.19.14 - If Dad Were Alive... 06.13.14 - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super-blogger! Thurs 5.22.14 - Nice Things Make Me Anxious Fri 5.09.14 - I WANT It...But I Don't NEED It Sun 4/27/14 - Feeling Good (About Myself) SUN 4.20.14 - Acting Is Easy (Who Knew?) Fri 2/11/14 - He Came, He Saw, He Muddled Through 03.31.14 - Shaken, Not Stirred Thurs 3.20.14 - Body Pillows, Vacuums, And "She Who Must Not Be Named" FRI 3.7.14 - Not A "Gun Guy" - I Just Play One On TV Sun 2.23.14 - Jim Hoffmaster: Degenerate Dope Fiend Fri 2/7/14 - That Thing I Do Sat 1.25.2014 - Convalescing Mon 1.13.2014 - Wrapping Up 2013 Thurs 1.09.2014 - A Tale Of Table Reads and "Pooping Issues" Weds 1.01.2014 - My Year In Acting - 2013 Edition Sat 12.21.2013 - Belonging Sun 12.08.2013 - Big Time Acting Man Sat 11.23.2013 - Hamlet: Feline Prince Of K-Town Fri 11.15.2013 - "Hamlet" & "Kermit" Thurs 11.07.2013 - Trying To Be Helpful 11.05.2013 - Three Cheers for "Tired Depressed Guy" Fri 10.25.2013 - To Cable Or Not To Cable? 10.21.2013 - Till Happiness Comes Along, This Will Do Mon 10.14.2013 - 2 Broke Girls And A Right-Wing Brother Thurs 10.10.2013 - The Cavalry Isn't Coming Thurs 10.03.2013 - This Is NOT "A Cry For Help". Mon 9.23.2013 - It's Not Me - It's YOU 09.16.2013 - I should...but I don't want to! Mon 9.16.2013 - I SHOULD...But I Don't WANT To! 09.12.2013 - Two Broke Girls...And A "Loner Guy" 09.05.2013 - Table Reading Fri 8.30.2013 - An Inconvenient Holiday FRI 8.23.2013 - One Tired Actor. Thurs 8.22.2013 - The Void And The Comfort Zone Thurs 8.15.2013 - Getting Something Done And Having Fun FRI 8.09.2013 - In Spite Of That Fire Alarm Going Off In My Brain, Everything's Fine Weds 8.07.2013 - First Runner-Up Mon 8.05.2013 - A Big Pond & A Small World Thurs 8.01.2013 - The Old Gray Mare Grows Older And Grayer Mon 7.29.2013 - A World Where Things Work Out Fri 7.26.2013 - Act III Thurs 7.18.2013 - Thanks To The Internet, It Never Seems Like I'm Alone. But I AM. Thurs 7.11.2013 - Yes Please Thurs 7.04.2013 - After The Dream Tues 6.25.2013 - History In The Making? Thurs 6.20.2013 - Thank You Mr G. Mon 6.17.2013 - "The Villain Of The Piece" Tues 6.11.2013 - Conjunction Junction/Stagnation Nation Sun 6.09.2013 - Where I Want To Be - Adjacent Fri 6.07.2013 - A Good Start 06.03.2013 - More "Batman" Than Batman 05.26.2013 - So When IS Your Birthday, Son? Sun 5.19.2013 - An Imperfect Perfectionist Fri 5.17.2013 - Happy "Post-Birthday" To Me Mon 5.13.2013 - "The Lull" Thurs 5.09.2013 - Less Hysterical And More Angry Mon 5.06.2013 - "If Nothing We Do Matters..." Thurs 5.02.2013 - concrete Mon 4.29.2013 - My NEW Old Computer Sat 4.27.2013 - One Funny And Charming "Trained Monkey" Weds 4.25.2013 - While I have "Meltdowns"., My Computer Has "Thermal Incidents". Fri 4.20.2013 - feast/famine Thurs 4.11.2013 - Monetizing Myself Sun 3/31/.2013 - Looking Sassy In My Easter Bonnet... Fri 3.23.2013 - Grateful For The Struggle 03.22.2013 - Me Against Me: Winner Take All Mon 3.19.2013 - Flat Feet And Cheap Shoes Thurs 3.15.2013 - It's So "Interesting" Being Me Thurs 3.08.2013 - Always The Bridesmaid Tues 3.06.2013 - Losing Weight And Making Money Fri 3.01.2013 - The Second-Best "Lab Rat" Thurs 02.21.2013 - A Little...But ONLY A Little Mon 2.18.2013 - Goods & Services (& Thorny Dilemmas) Fri 2.15.2013 - Did I just write a journal entry, or am I actually dead on the toilet? Fri 2.08.2013 - A Man And His "Fan" Sat 2.02.2013 - Return To "The Borderlands" 01.29.2013 - "Fake Bill Macy", You Broke My Heart Tues 1.16.2013 - From Here To...Where? Mon 1.15.2013 - Do Zombies Feel The Cold? Mon 1.08.2013 - What's Going Wrong In My Head? Thurs 1/3/2013 - The Big Story Of 2012 Tues 1/1/13 - The Year In My Career (2012 Ed) Fri 12.29.2012 - Doing Little Things Weds 12.27.2012 - Wrapping Up Xmas 12.24.2012 - A Letter To My Mom 12.19.2012 - "Untitled Holiday Entry" Weds 12/5/12 - The short answer 11.30.2012 - Taking The Wi Sat 11.18.2012 - Not "Eastland", "Westland", or "Northland"... 11.10.2012 - Middle-Aged Character Actor In Existential Crisis - Film At 11:00 Mon 11.5.12 - That "I'm In The Big-Time" Feeling FRI 10.27.2012 - The Scene Of The (Attempted) Crime Weds 10.26.2012 - "Bella" And Me FRI 10.20.2012 - Reflecting On "NCIS" 10.18.2012 - It's A Wrap...Party 10.09.2012 - The Will and the Wherewithal Mon 10.02.2012 - A Tale Of Glitz & Glamor Tues 9.26.2012 - Personal Requests To The Universe Tues 9.19.2012 - Writing A "Thing" Mon 9.18.2012 - Impeccable words Tues 9.12.2012 - Some Hair And Original Teeth Mon 9.03.2012 - The "When You Assume" File Sun 9.02.2012 - A Tiny Little Life Fri 8.31.2012 - Confucius Says Tues 8.28.2012 - When You "Assume" Mon 8.20.2012 - Brotherhood 08.11.2012 - The "NCIS" Shoot Tues 7.31.2012 - Getting On The Board - Finally! Sat 7.21.2012 - Embracing Uncertainty Fri 7.13.2012 - Son Of Hoffmaster Weds 7.04.2012 - A Really Good Opening Tues 6.26.2012 - In Bizarro World. Thurs 6.21.2012 - Shamelessly Good News 06.07.2012 - There's No Playbook For This 05.29.2012 - Posting The Post-Its 05.29.2012 - Pulling Triggers Mon 5.14.2012 - It's Somebody's BIRTHDAY Today Sun 5.06.2012 - Mom's "Dirty Little Secret" 04.30.2012 - Relatively Speaking 04.18.2012 - Generating Some Interesting Situations Mon 4.09.2012 - The 0 Word Sat 3.31.2012 - A Lot Of "Eggs"...And One Sad Little "Basket" (My "Pre-Easter" Entry) Thus 3.22.2012 - And The Bills Keep Coming Sat 3/10/12 - Making Shit Up Mon 3.05.2012 - The Thing That Changes Things? Mon 2.27.2012 - Second Time's The Charm Fri 2.24.2012 - Do You Need A Prescription For Rose-Colored Glasses? Weds 2.22.2012 - For A Good Cause Tues 2.21.2012 - Light-Headed...But Not \"Heading Toward The Light\" Thurs 2.09.2012 - Mamie, Brian, and Me Tues 1.31.2012 - (Not) Going My Way Mon 1.30.2012 - Three Cheers For Me? Fri 1.27.2012 - Hope Springs Eternal...In the Long Run Weds 1.25.2012 - It's A Good Time To Be Me...I Suppose Mon 1.23.2012 - The Sizzle, Not The Steak Mon 1/16/12 - Big Chances Weds 1.11.2012 - An \"Up All Night\" Kind-Of-Day Tues 1.03.2012 - From \"Sick & Tired\" to \"Sicker and Tired-er\" Sun 1.01.2012 - The Most Successful Year EVER? 12.29.2011 - Not Much To Report - Seriously. Tues 12.27.2011 - I need more \"baskets\" Sat 12.17.2011 - One Commercial Good. Two Commercials BETTER. Mon 12/12/11 - A Nice Worry To Have Tues 12.06.2011 - Austin & Ally III Fri 11.25.2011 - Pity Me, For I Am Un-Well Tues 11.22.2011 - Pinned To Winning 11.08.2011 - Didn't Come Out To Hollywood To... 11.04.2011 - Pass The Gravy Sat 10.22.2011 - A Viable Product Sun 10.16.2011 - I Am Not A Creep 10.06.2011 - One Hour Sat 10.01.2011 - A Week (Mostly) Without Acting Mon 9/26/11 - The Show That Must Not Be Named Fri 9.16.2011 - Shameless III/Disney Show II Thurs 9.08.2011 - Todays Equation - Five Lines > Two Lines Sat 9/3/11 - I Came. I Saw. I Acted. Fri 8.26.2011 - Unlike \"Father\", I DON'T Always Know Best Thus 8/25/11 - A Dose Of Concentrated Goodness Mon 8.22.2011 - Bizarre Kind of Progress 08.14.2011 - Changing Focus Weds 8/10/11 - A Job With Benefits (Starring...Me!) Thurs 8.04.2011 - My Second \"Shameless\" Shoot Sun 7.31.2011 - Somewhat Of A Deal Weds 7.27.2011 - \"The Phenomenon\" Fri 7.22.2011 - The Thing That's Happening Now Mon 7.18.2011 - All Quiet On The \"Shameless\" Front Mon 7.11.2011 - \"Shameless\" Redux Sat 7.09.2011 - The Procedural Tues 7.05.2011 - Permenent Benefit Trumps Temporary Discomfort...I think. Mon 7.04.2011 - The Dawnzerly Light Mon 6.27.2011 - Nothing's Changed/Everything's Changed Tues 6.21.2011 - Pre-Problem Readiness Sat 6.18.2011 - When Good Things Happen To Good People...Who Aren't Me Sat 6.18.2011 - Jim Hoffmaster: Noble Failure Sun 6/12/11 - Secret To Happiness - Forget the Past Fri 6.03.2011 - Odd Man Out Weds 6/2/11 - I'll Text You Weds 5.25.2011 - Audition Spring Weds 5/18/11 - The Next 50 Years Sat 5.07.2011 - LivingTimes Fri 4.29.2011 - Can't Win 'Em All Sat 4.23.2011 - Playing My Instrument Sun 4.17.2011 - Making Connections Thurs 4.14.2011 - Making A Call Sun 4.10.2011 - The Choice Sun 4.03.2011 - The Mother Lode (Alternate Title - \"Swimming In Beer Money\") Mon 3.28.2011 - My Only Shot Sat 3.26.2011 - - Thurs 3.24.2011 - Occurring and Recurring Fri 3.11.2011 - Dark Clouds And Silver Linings Thurs 3.03.2011 - \"Crazy Looking\"? Thurs 2.24.2011 - Hitting And Running Thurs 2.17.2011 - I'm A Good Guy...Really. Fri 2.11.2011 - Coffee, Tea, or Me? Thurs 2.10.2011 - A Brief Entry From \"Father Hoffmaster\" Thurs 2.03.2011 - \"Hoffmaster TV\" 01.28.2011 - Locus of Control Thurs 1.27.2011 - Three Things Weds 1.19.2011 - The Word Of The Day Is \"Pragmatism\" 01.15.2011 - \"Resonating\" With George Carlin Tues 1.11.2011 - A Day In The Life Mon 1/10/11 - The Year Begins Tues 1.04.2011 - Juror #17 Fri 12.31.2010 - My Year In Review (2010 Edition) Sat 12.25.2010 - Happy Holidays, From Diaryland to Your Land Sun 12.19.2010 - Looking Out The Window Fri 12.10.2010 - The King Of Beers 12.04.2010 - Taking My Nose For A Ride Mon 11.29.2010 - Really Wanted A Drama-Free Recovery Tues 11.23.2010 - Working My Way Back To \"Normal\" Mon 11.22.2010 - Recovering Thurs 11.18.2010 - Surgery Eve Mon 11.15.2010 - I'm NOT In The Band Sat 11.13,10 - Just One. More. Job. Sat 11.06.2010 - \"Pretty Little Liars\"...And One Big Ugly Truth-Teller Mon 11.01.2010 - The \"Shameless\" Shoot Fri 10.29.2010 - I'm \"Shameless\" Fri 10.22.2010 - Mourning A \"Normal Life\" Thurs 10.21.2010 - Forgetting I Was Ever There Weds 10.20.2010 - A Couple Of Sexy Auditions 10.18.2010 - Singing The Not-Blues Fri 10.08.2010 - So It Goes Thurs 10.07.2010 - The Big Prize Winner Tues 10.05.2010 - Game Changers? Sat 10.02.2010 - Playing \"The Long Game\" Mon 9.27.2010 - Pie - It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore Sat 9.25.2010 - Shooting \"Mr Sunshine\" Mon 9.20.2010 - My Acting Thing Thurs 9.16.2010 - Antici...pation Tues 9.14.2010 - Perchance To Sleep Sat 9.11.2010 - A Moving Experience Fri 9.10.2010 - The Reach-Around Sun 8.29.2010 - Lightening My Load Weds 8.25.2010 - I May NEED That...! Sun 8.22.2010 - A Dry Recitation Of The Facts Fri 8.20.2010 - Pulling The Trigger Fri 8.13.2010 - Perfectionist Tendencies Fri 8.13.2010 - Closing Pandora's Box Tues 8.10.2010 - Weaning Myself From The Internet Teat Weds 8.04.2010 - Going Electric Fri 7.30.2010 - The \"Oldies\" Progression Thurs 7.29.2010 - Good Enough For Now Mon 7.26.2010 - Note to self; Do not accept unacceptable situations Sat 7.24.2010 - Give Me A \"P\" Tues 7.20.2010 - Biding My Time (While Biting My Lip) Fri 7.16.2010 - Who Will I Be When I Wake Up? Sat 7.10.2010 - Hitting The Sack Sun 7.04.2010 - Living In \"Vacation Land\" Thurs 7.01.2010 - Jim-In-The-Box Monday 6.21.2010 - The Ticking Clock Fri 6.18.2010 - Picking Up Where I Left Off Thurs 6.17.2010 - Back In Michigan Mon 6.14.2010 - Intermission Sun 6.13.2010 - Got Worries? Mon 6.07.2010 - The \"Parks and Recreation\" Shoot Thurs 6.03.2010 - The \"Network Trifecta\" Fri 5.28.2010 - Finding My Voice Sat 5.22.2010 - \"What's WRONG with that boy?\" Weds 5.19.2010 - The Entertainer Sun 5.16.2010 - The Post-Birthday Report 05.10.2010 - Taking Note 05.03.2010 - My Meaningless Life 05.01.2010 - Shades Of Gray Sun 4.25.2010 - Margaret Z. Weds 4.21.2010 - \"Castle\" Redux Weds 4.14.2010 - \"Guest Starring\" Jim Hoffmaster Sat 4.10.2010 - The Great Prognosticator Weds 4.07.2010 - Fame and Fortune (And Frost-Free Refrigerators) 04.05.2010 - The Dating and Relating Game (PT 2) Thurs 4.01.2010 - The Dating And Relating Game Weds 3.24.2010 - The Neediest Boy In The World Mon 3.22.2010 - The Acting Food Chain Tues 3.16.2010 - The Wisdom Of Jeff Bridges Tues 3.16.2010 - Are You Feeling...Polyamorous? Fri 3.12.2010 - Crazy Talk Fri 3.05.2010 - Quick and Dirty Mon 2.22.2010 - What's My Story Thurs 02.18.2010 - Cut Off From The World Tues 2.09.2010 - Little Jimmy Sunshine Fri 2.05.2010 - A Bit Of A Plot Twist 02.04.2010 - My Big \"Thing\" Mon 2.01.2010 - Mental Potpourri Sat 1.30.2010 - A Man's Home Is His \"Castle\" Thurs 1.28.2010 - Disappearing Acts Mon 1.25.2010 - Things Are Looking Up Weds 1.20.2010 - I'm An Actor Mon 01.18.2010 - A Brief Note From \"Chicken Little\" Sat 01.16.2010 - Haiti hit by an earthquake, Jay Leno getting \"The Tonight Show\" back....but don't worry - I\"ll be all right. Mon 1.11.2010 - Waiting For The Money Train Fri 1.08.2010 - The Commonplace of Existence Tues 01.05.2010 - The Commercial Cavalry Fri 01.01.2010 - Let's Make A Deal Mon 12.28.2009 - The Ghost Of Xmases Past Mon 12.21.2009 - The Game Of Life - You Can't Win If You Don't Play 12.19.2009 - Who Wants Love And Romance In Their Life Anyway? Weds 12.16.2009 - A First Date Tues 12.15.2009 - 2009: The Best Year Yet? Fri 12.11.2009 - I Just Want To Book One More Gig...Okay, TWO More Gigs Thurs 12.10.2009 - An Entry Before Napping Tues 12.08.2009 - It's Not How Good I Am, It's How Good I Want To Be Fri 12/4/2009 - Better Than A Poke-In-The-Eye 11.30.2009 - Profit & Loss Tues 11.24.2009 - Big Doings In Little Tokyo Tues 11.17.2009 - Ode To \"Tubby Maguire\" Sat 11.14.2009 - Wracked With Guilt Mon 11.09.2009 - \"I'm In The Band\" - Day II 11.09.2009 - \"I'm In The Band\" - The Day One Report 11.09.2009 - \"I'm In The Band\" - The Day One Report Sun 11.08.2009 - \"I'm In The Band\" - The Day One Report Sun 11.08.2009 - \"I'm In The Band\" - The Day One Report Sat 11.07.2009 - Surprises, Reversals, and \"Happy Stress\" 11.02.2009 - Remember \"Readers Digest\"...? 11.01.2009 - Scary Stuff 10.27.2009 - Nothing's Happening Weds 10.21.2009 - Are We Connecting? 10.20.2009 - Witness And Run Mon 10.12.2009 - Parallel Tracks Mon 10.05.2009 - Another Big Week Come And Gone Sat 9.26.2009 - A Boy And His Bucket Tues 9.22.2009 - Too Much \"Thinking Time\" 09.21.2009 - Emailing Jane 09.21.2009 - Left To Myself 09.16.2009 - Gifts From The Universe Thurs 9.10.2009 - Pissing and Moaning Mon 9.07.2009 - The Three Labors Of \"Jimocles\" Mon 8.31.2009 - Posting Post-Its Fri 8.28.2009 - Life Beyond Acting? Weds 8.26.2009 - Comedy Is Not Only \"Not Pretty\"...It's \"Labor-Intensive\" Too Mon 8.24.2009 - Jim Lite Sat 8.15.2009 - Bigger Better Things Fri 8.14.2009 - My Sorry-Ass Brain Sun 8.09.2009 - Shooting \"The Mentalist\" Tues 8.04.2009 - Shooting \"Mad Men\" Sat 8.01.2009 - Enjoying My Good Fortune Tues 7.28.2009 - Bring My \"A\" Game 7.24.2009 - The \"Mad Men\" Table Read Thurs 7.23.2009 - I'm A \"Mad Man\" Weds 7.22.2009 - A Sermon From \"Reverend Jim\" 07.21.2009 - Jim's Big Day 07.17.2009 - So IS This Life \"Perfect Enough For Now\" Or ISN'T it? 07.09.2009 - Perfect Enough For Now Sun 7.05.2009 - A Lot Of Class Thurs 7.02.2009 - My Heart Of Hearts Mon 6.29.2009 - The Interesting and the Semi-Interesting Thurs 6.25.2009 - Taking Stock Mon 6.22.2009 - Giant Leaps Sat 6.20.2009 - It Ain't Easy Being Me Tues 6.16.2009 - The Default Mode Mon 6.15.2009 - Case File (Pt III) 06.13.2009 - The Funniest Homeless Guy You'll Ever Meet Sat 6/13/.2009 - \"Positivity\" Sun 6.07.2009 - Getting Over It Tues 6.02.2009 - Case File (Pt II) Mon 6.01.2009 - The Case File #1 05.25.2009 - Head Of The Pack Sun 5.24.2009 - And Away I Go Sat 5.16.2009 - #48 In The Series 05.10.2009 - All My Mothers Thurs 4.30.2009 - Pretty Thin Gruel Mon 4.27.2009 - Capital A \"Anxiety\" Fri 4.24.2009 - Jack-In-The - Effing- Box Mon 4.20.2009 - Toward A More \"Acting-Centric\" Lifestyle Thurs 4.16.2009 - FiberOne Sun 4.12.2009 - \"All Things Jim\" Sun 4.05.2009 - Hodgepodge 04.04.2009 - A Warm Bath Of Good Thoughts Thurs 4.02.2009 - \"Hard To Satisfy\" Is Hardly Satisfying 03.31.2009 - The Game-Changer 03.30.2009 - The Right Actor For The Job Sun 3.29.2009 - The Right Actor Sat 3.28.2009 - Jim Goes To Court Weds 3/25/09 - Improvising Tues 3.17.2009 - What's My @#!! PROBLEM? Fri 3.13.2009 - A Big Assist From \"The Universe\" Sun 3.08.2009 - Singing The Body Electric Tues 3.03.2009 - Acting - Front and Center Sat 2.28.2009 - Hope Abides Thurs 2.26.2009 - Full and \"Full Enough\" Tues 2.24.2009 - The Great Age We Live In Sun 2.22.2009 - The 2009 Oscars Sat 2.21.2009 - Hoffmasters Hierarchy Of Worries 02.20.2009 - A Decision I'll Be Unhappy About Either Way 02.17.2009 - Little Gifts Sun 2.15.2009 - Fun With Finances Sat 2.14.2009 - Positively Cutting Back Tues 2.10.2009 - Faked Out Sun 2.08.2009 - Auditions Are Game Changers...Except When They're Not 02.06.2009 - Game Changing Thurs 2.05.2009 - Strike Two Tues 2.03.2009 - Oral Fixations Mon 2.02.2009 - What I Meant To Write Last Time Sat 1.31.2009 - I Could Use A Government Bailout Myself Right About Now 01.28.2009 - So What Now? Sun 1.25.2009 - Sunny Side Up Sat 1.24.2009 - The 2009 Audition Season Begins Tues 1.20.2009 - The Good News...And The Laundry Fri 1.16.2009 - Getting Money/Spending Money Mon 1.12.2009 - Moving Forward Sat 1.10.2009 - Marking Up The Calendar Thurs 1.08.2009 - Feel The Fear...And Spend The Money Anyway 01.07.2009 - Ready For Commitment Mon 1.05.2009 - My Holiday Movie Orgy Thurs 1.01.2009 - How May I Be Of Service? Mon 12.29.2008 - Backwards And Forwards Sat 12.27.2008 - Copying and Pasting and Posting (Oh My!) Weds 12.25.2008 - A Rainy, Gray Xmas Day Sun 12.21.2008 - The Hoffmaster Variations 12.19.2008 - Recuperation Mon 12.15.2008 - R.I.P. \"Lady\" Thurs 12.11.2008 - Hernia II: The Rare Sequel That's BETTER Than The Original 12.09.2008 - Twas The Night Before Surgery (I Hope!) Sat 12.06.2008 - Off To The Cinema 12.06.2008 - Facing Death Head-On...Eventually Mon 12.01.2008 - What's Lady Thinking? Sat 11.29.2008 - Because I Care Enough To Write A Second Draft 11.29.2008 - Weight Watchers - Maintenance (WK 6) 11.27.2008 - Before & After Mon 11.24.2008 - The \"Cool Beans\" Outcome 11.23.2008 - Photoshop Me, Baby! Weds 11.19.2008 - From Tail To Head Weds 11.19.2008 - Weight Watchers - Maintenance (Wk 5) 11.16.2008 - Help! I'm Being Assaulted - By My BODY Weds 11.12.2008 - Bodily Betrayals Tues 11.11.2008 - Jim Is Busting Out All Over Tues 11.11.2008 - Weight Watchers - Maintenance (Wk 4) Fri 11.07.2008 - Picking Up Thurs 11.06.2008 - A New Era? Sun 11.02.2008 - \"Here I Sit...\" Sun 11.02.2008 - Weight Watchers - Maintenance (Wk 3) Sun 11.02.2008 - A Blast From The Distant Past Weds 10.29.2008 - The Good News, The Bad News, And The Indifferent News Weds 10.29.2008 - Weight Watchers - Maintenance (Wk 2) Sun 10.26.2008 - My Broken Brain Tues 10.21.2008 - The Placeholder Tues 10.21.2008 - Weight Watchers - Maintenance (Wk 1) 10.18.2008 - One Worry Left Thurs 10.16.2008 - Dreams Come True Mon 10.13.2008 - Mr Flexible (Alternate Nickname: Mr Hernia) 10.12.2008 - Weight Watchers #49 Tues 10.07.2008 - Interesting Times 10.07.2008 - Weight Watchers #48 Sat 10.04.2008 - Frivolosity 10.04.2008 - Religion & Politics (Saving \"Money\" For The NEXT Entry) Thurs 10.02.2008 - Climbing DOWN The Ladder Of Success Tues 9.30.2008 - Busted! Mon 9.29.2008 - In Passing Sun 9.28.2008 - Weight Watchers #47 Weds 9.24.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Tues 9.23.2008 - \"The Deep End\" Tues 9.23.2008 - Weight Watchers #46 Sun 9.21.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Sun 9.21.2008 - Fear Factors Fri 9.19.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Thurs 9.18.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Tues 9.16.2008 - Training for Weight Watchers Mon 9.15.2008 - Weight Watchers #45 Mon 9.15.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Thurs 9.11.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Posts Weds 9.11.2008 - Sometimes I Worry Weds 9.10.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Mon 9.08.2008 - Capital-W \"Writing\" Sun 9.07.2008 - Weight Watchers #44 FRI 9.05.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Weds 9.03.2008 - \"Characterman\" Post Weds 9.03.2008 - There's Nothing Wrong With Me A Giant Infusion Of Cash Wouldn't Cure Mon 9.01.2008 - Weight Watchers #43 Mon 9.01.2008 - Jim Hoffmaster To L.A.'s Criminal Element: \"Hey! Stop Stealing My Shit!\" Sun 8.31.2008 - New \"Character Man\" Post Sat 8.30.2008 - Walking To China (Town) Thurs 8.28.2008 - At Loose Ends Thurs 8.28.2008 - New \"Character Man\" Post Weds 8.27.2008 - I've Sent Out My Weight Watchers Paperwork...And Feel Lighter Already! 8.25.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post 08.24.2008 - Weight Watchers #42 Thurs 8.21.2008 - \"The End Of Faith\", \"The War Of Art\", and \"The Battle Against Lethargy\" Tues 8.19.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Tues 8.19.2008 - Moments Mon 8.18.2008 - Weight Watchers #41 Fri 8.15.2008 - A Bit Of Low-Key Fun Thurs 8.14.2008 - The End Of Faith Weds 8.13.2008 - More \"Characterman\" Stuff and Nonsense Weds 8.13.2008 - Last Month's Highlights Mon 8.11.2008 - New \"Characterman\" Post Mon 8.11.2008 - Shocking Turns Of Events Sun 8.10.2008 - Weight Watchers #40 Thurs 8.07.2008 - So You Think You Can Act Tues 8.05.2008 - Flogging My Blog Tues 8.05.2008 - Weight Watchers #39 Mon 8.04.2008 - Another Ad For My New Blog Sat 8.02.2008 - Putting It Out There Thurs 7.31.2008 - Religious Inquiries Tues 7.29.2008 - Rockin' My World Sun 7.27.2008 - Weight Watchers #38 Fri 7.25.2008 - All This, And A New Blog Too Weds 7.23.2008 - Weight Watchers #37 Mon 7.21.2008 - Would You Buy Soup From This Guy? Mon 7.21.2008 - Soup Is Good Food...and Hopefully Good MONEY Thurs 7.17.2008 - If Only MY Battery Were So Easily Replaced Thurs 7.17.2008 - Soup And Shoes Sun 7.13.2008 - Weight Watchers #36 Fri 7.11.2008 - An Agnostic's Serenity Prayer Weds 7.09.2008 - Good News? 2.0 Tues 7.08.2008 - I Can Relate Mon 7.07.2008 - Weight Watchers #35 Fri 7.04.2008 - The Fiscal Follies Thurs 7.03.2008 - Jimmy's Little Helper Mon 6.30.2008 - Weight Watchers #34 Mon 6.30.2008 - In My Dreams, I Dance Like Fred Astaire Sun 6.29.2008 - The Loneliest Guy In The World Tues 6.24.2008 - George Carlin 06.22.2008 - Weight Watchers #33 Thurs 6.19.2008 - Playtime Tues 6.17.2008 - Diary of a Big-Headed M.F. Sun 6.15.2008 - Weight Watchers #32 Fri 6.13.2008 - Certain Technical Considerations Fri 6.13.2008 - Stream-Of-Consciousness 06.11.2008 - Economically Stimulated Sun 6.08.2008 - Weight Watchers #31 Weds 6.04.2008 - Mainlining The Internet Tues 6.03.2008 - Why The Hell NOT? Tues 6.02.2008 - Weight Watchers #30 Sat 5.31.2008 - Writerly Ambitions Mon 5.26.2008 - Wouldn't It Be Loverly? Mon 5.26.2008 - Weight Watchers #29 Sat 5.24.2008 - Arrivederci ArcLight 05.23.2008 - Yesterday's MySpace Blog Entry Thurs 5.22.2008 - Same Head, Different Headshrinker 05.22.2008 - No Acting Required 05.22.2008 - Weighty Matters Sun 5.18.2008 - Weight Watchers #28 Sat 5.17.2008 - Don't Approve Of Same-Sex Marriages? Then Don't HAVE One. Fri 5.16.2008 - Another Year Older 05.14.2008 - Where's A Rich Dead Relative When I NEED Them? Tues 5.13.2008 - The Working-Man Blues Mon 5.12.2008 - Weight Watchers #27 Sat 5.10.2008 - How Come I Can't Have A Life AND A Job? 05.08.2008 - The Good Side/The Bad Side 05.06.2008 - Now Hiring: Professional Masturbators Weds 4.30.2008 - Stagnation Weds 4.30.2008 - Weight Watchers #25-26 Mon 4.28.2008 - Friday Night Lights Weds 4.23.2008 - The \"Greening\" Of Jim H. 04.20.2008 - Damned If I Do... Sat 4.19.2008 - Marketing Mania Thurs 4.17.2008 - Exit Strategies 04.17.2008 - Weight Watchers #24 04.12.2008 - Theater Geek-ery Fri 4.11.2008 - The Situation Weds 4.09.2008 - On The Horns Of A Dilemma Mon 4.07.2008 - Life Is But A Dream Sun 4.06.2008 - Weight Watchers #23 Sun 4.06.2008 - Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Fri 4.04.2008 - Scaled-Back Dreams Weds 4.02.2008 - From Here To The Beach April 4.01.2008 - Weight Watchers #22 Thurs 3.27.2008 - Weight Watchers #21 Weds 3.26.2008 - One TALENTED Mofo FRI 3.21.2008 - An Upbeat Entry--Sorta Tues 3.18.2008 - Getting A Grip On Myself Sun 3.16.2008 - Weight Watchers #20 Fri 3.14.2008 - Commercially Conflicted Tues 3.11.2008 - Reversal Of Fortune 03.11.2008 - Some Will Fall. Some Will Fly. And Some Will Ride Bicycles Sun 3.09.2008 - WW#19 Fri 3.07.2008 - My 7 Year Anniversary Tues 3.04.2008 - Surviving AT&T Sun 03.02.2008 - Notes From A Happy Chappy Sun 3.02.2008 - Weight Watchers #18 Fri 2/29/08 - Once More Into The Breech Weds 2/27/08 - The AT&T Yellow Pages Shoot Sunday, Feb. 24, 2008 - Weight Watchers #17 Sat 2/23/08 - Napping My Blues Away Fri 2/22/08 - A Brief Entry Before Retiring Tues 2/19/08 - Out And About Sun 2/17/08 - Weight Watchers #16 Sat 2/16/08 - The Land Where I Book Gigs And Make Money Fri 2/15/08 - Icing On The Cake Thursday, Feb. 14, 2008 - That New-Car Smell Weds 2/13/08 - AT&T Comes Calling Tues 2/12/08 - Stalking The Wild Dentist Tues 2/12/08 - Weight Watchers #15 Mon 1/11/08 - Acting Outside The Box Sat 2/9/08 - Written In Five Minutes Flat Tues 2/5/08 - Super-Tuesday Sunday, Feb. 03, 2008 - Weight Watchers #14 Sat 2/2/08 - An Imminent Deal? Fri 2/1/08 - A One-In-Ten-Million Face Monday, Jan. 28, 2008 - Weight Watchers #13 Fri 1/25/08 - Heath Ledger Thurs 1/24/08 - Aging, Infirmity, and Death (Oh My!) Tues 1/22/08 - Black Like Me Sun 1/20/08 - Weight Watchers #12 Fri 1/18/08 - NOT \"The Worst One-Line Performance Ever Committed To Film Thurs 1/17/08 - It's Like The News, Only Smaller Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008 - Weight Watchers #11 Thurs 1/10/08 - On The Sunny Side Of The Street Thurs 1/10/08 - \"Out\" Is Where The PEOPLE Are Sun 1/6/08 - Weight Watchers #10 Sat 1/5/08 - ACG In Crisis Fri 1/4/08 - My Last Mention Of 2007 Tues 1/1/08 - 2007: My Acting Career Year In Review Tues 1/1/08 - Weight Watchers #9 Thurs 12/27/07 - Well, That's ONE Way To Get Out Of Work Tues 12/25/07 - My First Mugging Sun 12/23/07 - Weight Watchers #8 - Slip Sliding Away (With Apologies To Paul Simon) Fri 12/21/07 - Happy F-ing Holidays Monday, Dec. 17, 2007 - You Can't Put \"Corpse\" On Your Resume Sat 12/15/07 - Dead Man Walking...And Writing A Diaryland Entry Weds 12/12/07 - Hitting The High Notes Sun 12/9/07 - My \"Worst Case Scenario\": A World With Less TV 12/08/07 - Insert Witty Title Here Sat 12/8/07 - Weight Watchers #7 Tues 12/4/07 - - Tues 12/4/07 - Locked Cases And Interesting Faces Tues 12/4/07 - Weight Watchers #6 Friday, Nov. 30, 2007 - Sealing The Frakkin' DEAL Tues 11/27/07 - A Light Shade Of Blue Sun 11/25/07 - Dwelling On The Past Sun 11/25/07 - Weight Watchers #5 Fri 11/23/07 - Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Thurs 11/22/07 - Two In A Day Weds 11/21/07 - An Apology Monday, Nov. 19, 2007 - Emailing Jane Mon 11/19/07 - An Email To Chris S. Sat 11/17/07 - Weight Watchers #4 Fri 11/16/07 - Not Quite Dead Yet Thursday, Nov. 15, 2007 - The Writers Strike Thurs 11/15/07 - Watching TV - While I CAN Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007 - As Easy As ACG Fri 11/9/07 - Weight Watchers #3 Thursday, Nov. 08, 2007 - Playing \"The Face Lottery\" Sun 11/4/07 - The Spirit Is Willing Sun 11/4/07 - WW#2 Thurs 11/1/07 - Madames and M'dears Thurs 11/1/07 - The X Factor Wed 10/31/07 - SCREEN ACTORS GUILD STATEMENT OF SUPPORT FOR THE WGA Sun 10/28/07 - The Cosmic Cruise Director Sat 10/27/07 - Weigh Watchers Entry #1 Tues 10/23/07 - The New Jim H. Sat 10/20/07 - Ch-Ch-Changes Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007 - \"This one time, at harmonica camp...\" Fri 10/12/07 - Bring On The Harmonica Groupies Sun 10/7/07 - I'm Not Playing A Janitor. I'm Playing A \"Custodial Engineer\" Weds 10/3/07 - The Fat Old Man In The Mirror Friday, Sept. 28, 2007 - My Dirty Sexy Diaryland Entry Sunday, Sept. 23, 2007 - Fire Alarmed Sat 9/22/07 - \"Don't 'Taze' Me, Bro...!\" Weds 9/19/07 - No Original Thoughts Here Mon 9/17/07 - The Real \"Monk\" Entry Sat 9/15/07 - A Quick \"Monk\" Mention Thurs 9/13/07 - Another Step Towards Celebrity A-Hole Status Thurs 9/6/07 - Resuming My Jet-Set Life Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007 - Still Going On About My Vacation Tues 9/4/07 - An All-Too-Brief Vacation Sat 9/1/07 - \"On Location\" In Lansing Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 - Trippin' Thurs 8/23/07 - I'm Really More Of A \"Juicy Fruit\" Man ANYWAY Tues 8/21/07 - Never The Hero Sat 8/18/07 - A Question From The Fat Man In The Back Fri 8/17/07 - The Danger Zone Monday, Aug. 13, 2007 - Could be worse. Could be RAINING Sun 8/12/07 - The Simple Things Tues 8/7/07 - On Call Sat 8/4/07 - Somewhere To Be Myself...Whoever That Is Thurs 8/2/07 - Out Of Orbit Mon 7/30/07 - Heavy Hitter Sat 7/28/07 - A Car That Turns Mon 7/23/07 - Brief Entry From \"Zombie Jim\" Fri 7/20/07 - Just For Fun Tues 7/17/07 - Envelopes and Post-Its (Part II) Sun 7/15/07 - Stuff Written On Envelopes Thurs 7/12/07 - Life As A Dialogue Mon 7/9/07 - An Emotional Thursday Night Weds 7/4/07 - Motorcycle, Scooter, or Little Red Wagon? Sun 7/01/07 - No Escape Sun 6/24/07 - Early Sunday Morn Fri 6/22/07 - Kipper Has A Bad Day 6/22/07 - My Cat Is Broken Thurs 6/21/07 - The Executioner's Song Tuesday, Jun. 19, 2007 - Given The Choice, I Want BOTH Mon 6/18/07 - A Walk On The Positive Side Fri 6/15/07 - The Rainbow Tree Weds 6/13/07 - Radical Honesty Tues 6/12/07 - Pissing The Time Away Mon 6/11/07 - The Long Weekend Sun 6/10/07 - What Am I DOING Here? Fri 6/8/07 - In In The News-That-Shouldn't-Be-News Tuesday, Jun. 05, 2007 - Leaving Them Wanting More Sunday, Jun. 03, 2007 - Making Lemons Out Of Lemonade Friday, Jun. 01, 2007 - Stumping For Your Votes Monday, May. 28, 2007 - Not A Pretty Blonde Sat 5/26/07 - Short Films, High Finances, And A Little Post-Birthday Celebratin' Sunday, May. 20, 2007 - Saving The Upbeat Entry For Another Time Weds 5/16/07 - Birthday Opus #46 Monday, May. 14, 2007 - More Creamy MySpace Goodness Saturday, May. 12, 2007 - Jane, You Can SKIP this Entry Sun 5/6/07 - $10,000,000 From Now Sun 5/6/07 - Insert Title Of Entry Here Mon 4/30/07 - The Fruits Of My Labor Thurs 4/26/07 - From MySpace To This Place Sun 4/22/07 - The Coldstone Shoot Sun 4/15/07 - A Good Time To Be Me (aka \"The Snickers Shoot\") Sat 4/14/07 - Snickers Really DOES Satisy Weds 4/11/07 - Behavior Modification & Glad Tidings Saturday, Apr. 07, 2007 - Filling The Reservoir Weds 4/4/07 - Going My Way Fri 3/30/07 - A Little TOO Busy (aka \"Audition-Palooza\") Thurs 3/29/07 - Can't Touch This Tues 3/20/07 - A Life Of Happiness, Or A Life Of Meaning? Monday, Mar. 19, 2007 - Slowdown Tuesday, Mar. 13, 2007 - \"Circularity\" Tuesday, Mar. 13, 2007 - \"Semi-Pro\" Thurs 3/8/7 - Tired Of Just Being \"Eye-Candy\" Weds 3/7/07 - Auditions and Furnishings Tues 3/6/07 - Not Quite Yet Sunday, Mar. 04, 2007 - \"Positive Guy\" Versus \"Negative Guy\" Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 - Briefly and Blur-illy Monday, Feb. 26, 2007 - The Comcast Promo Shoot Fri 2/23/07 - The Next Maytag Repairman? Sun 2/18/07 - There ARE Small Parts...AND Small Actors Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 - \"Jesus Camp\"/\"The Weather Man\" Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007 - The Danger Zone Weds 2/14/07 - Yesterday In Review Sun 2/11/07 - Relativity Thurs 2/8/07 - Figuring It Out Tuesday, Feb. 06, 2007 - \"Easy Comforts\" Monday, Feb. 05, 2007 - The Lightning Round Friday, Feb. 02, 2007 - One Repulsive Dude Fri 1/26/07 - Wanting To Be The \"Hero\" Weds 1/24/07 - Water World Tues 1/23/07 - The Propel Shoot Sat 1/20/07 - In OTHER Developments... Weds 1/17/07 - I ask for it, and it comes true Fri 1/12/07 - Who's Been Boiling Potatoes In Here...? Sunday, Jan. 07, 2007 - My Life Needs A Great Theme Song Fri 1/5/07 - \"Criminal Minds\" And Other Junk Thurs 1/4/07 - A Good Career In Pretend Law Enforcement Tuesday, Jan. 02, 2007 - Jimmy Want MORE (AKA 2006 In Review) Sat 12/30/06 - They're Dropping Like Flies Thursday, Dec. 28, 2006 - Fighting The Funk Mon 12/25/06 - Xmas Day 2006 Monday, Dec. 25, 2006 - The Secret Of My (Eventual) Success Fri 12/22/06 - A Blip On The Radar Thurs 12/21/06 - Postponing The Year End Wrap-Up Mon 12/18/06 - More Shop Talk Sat 12/16/06 - This Week In Review Sunday, Dec. 10, 2006 - ACG/PMG News Thurs 12/7/06 - George Clooney, Marvin Goldstein, and Me Tues 12/5/06 - How many \"C\"'s Are In \"Raccoon\"? Thurs 11/30/06 - Babies, Barenaked Ladies, and Michael Richards Fri 11/24/06 - Thanksgiving '06 Tues 11/21/06 - Jim and Kipper Go To The Vet Sun 11/19/06 - Easy And Cheap--That's How I Likes It Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006 - - Thurs 11/9/06 - Super Tuesday Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006 - Calling Kurt Vonnegut Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006 - Just Doing It Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006 - The Bahama-vention Shoot Sunday, Oct. 15, 2006 - Thank You Sir, May I Have Another? Tues 10/10/06 - When Things Don't Go Right, What's Left? Friday, Oct. 06, 2006 - There's A Dark Cloud In Front Of Every Silver Lining Saturday, Sept. 30, 2006 - \"Nip/Tuck\"--The Climactic Conclusion Thurs 9/28/06 - Bahama-vention Sat 9/23/06 - On The Set Of \"Nip/Tuck\" Tues 9/19/06 - Nippin' & Tuckin' Monday, Sept. 18, 2006 - Watching The Pot Fri 9/15/06 - A Little \"Nip\" Here, A Little \"Tuck\" There Weds 9/13/06 - Ask And Ye Shall Receive Tues 9/5/06 - Resisting \"Resistance\" Sunday, Sept. 03, 2006 - FUNK-adelic Mon 8/28/06 - Lemons Into Lemonade Weds 8/23/06 - Looping \"The Loop\" Saturday, Aug. 19, 2006 - Being \"Proactive\" Friday, Aug. 18, 2006 - \"Everybody Loves Jim\"? Fri 8/11/06 - D-land Glitchiness Fri 8/11/06 - Showing My Ass For Chump Change Wednesday, Aug. 09, 2006 - Sweating The Small Stuff Sat 8/5/06 - Pascal's Wager Tuesday, Aug. 01, 2006 - The \"Hanging On\" Part Weds 7/26/06 - Too Damned Hot Saturday, Jul. 22, 2006 - The Gilmore Girls Shoot Sunday, Jul. 16, 2006 - Hitting The Big Time Fri 7/14/06 - One For The \"Win\" Column Thurs 7/13/06 - The Gilmore Girls And Me Tues 7/11/06 - I'm Just Trying To Be A Good Person. My Name Is Jim Sat 7/8/06 - The Abdominal Snowman Weds 7/5/06 - The Peak Of My Attainments Sun 6/2/06 - Superman Returns Thurs 6/29/06 - Just Call Me \"Rudolph\" Mon 6/26/06 - The Story I've Got Sat 6/24/06 - Venturing Out Friday, Jun. 23, 2006 - Socialize, Or Pay Rent? Decisions, Decisions... Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 - The Medical Term For The Day Is \"Meckel's diverticulum\" Mon 6/19/06 - Battlestar Jimlandia Sun 6/18/06 - Getting Better Friday, Jun. 16, 2006 - Little Jimmy's Big Hospital Adventure (The Explosive Conclusion) Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 - Little Jimmy's Big Hospital Adventure (III) Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 - Little Jimmy's Big Hospital Adventure (Pt 2) Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 - Little Jimmy's Big Hospital Adventure Mon 6/12/06 - The Dead Walk...Just Very, Very SLOWLY Monday, Jun. 12, 2006 - - Thursday, Jun. 08, 2006 - Successful surgery -- still in the hospital Wednesday, Jun. 07, 2006 - Jim's in the Hospital Thurs 6/1/06 - The Smartest Kid In Class Mon 5/29/06 - The Wisdom Of Coffee Cups, Refrigerator Magnets, And Greeting Cards Sun 5/28/06 - Drunken Cycling And Other Bad Ideas Thurs 5/25/06 - A Little Goofy, Undeniable Fun Fri 5/19/06 - What's The Deal With Me And Wheels Weds 5/17/06 - Older Than I Ever Intended To Be Sat 5/13/06 - Two Wheels And A Couple Of Helping Hands Sunday, May. 07, 2006 - The Jimlandia Police Blotter Tues 5/2/06 - \"Yes, Thank You\" Tuesday, May. 02, 2006 - The Adventures Of \"Big Hairy Butt Guy\" Fri 4/28/06 - Kvetch-Fest 2006 Sun 4/23/06 - Things To Look Forward To/Things To Feel Hopeful About Saturday, Apr. 15, 2006 - Five Years Thurs 4/13/06 - Well, Maybe NEXT Time... Tuesday, Apr. 11, 2006 - As The Kids Say, \"It's All Good\" Thurs 4/6/06 - Foreward Momentum Friday, Mar. 31, 2006 - Lock Up Your Grandmothers Tues 3/28/06 - Arranging A Play-Date Sun 3/26/06 - Catching Up (The \"Short Version\") Thurs 3/16/06 - To Strike, Or Not To Strike? Sun 3/12/06 - Matt Santos for President Wednesday, Mar. 08, 2006 - The 78th Annual Academy Awards Mon 3/6/06 - Hey, It's Not ALL \"Gloom And Doom\" Tues 2/28/06 - Welcome To My Journal Thurs 2/23/06 - Predicting and Controlling Sat 2/18/06 - Overhearing and Chiming In Friday, Feb. 17, 2006 - Too Small By Half Sun 2/12/06 - If I Show You Mine...? Thurs 2/9/06 - Bankers In Speedos Saturday, Feb. 04, 2006 - The \"Best Picture\" Nominees Friday, Feb. 03, 2006 - Would You Like To Play With Me? Monday, Jan. 30, 2006 - Working \"The Dome\" Sun 1/29/06 - The ArcLight Snackbar Blues Weds 1/25/06 - A Shaky Foundation Fri 1/20/06 - Fixating Saturday, Jan. 14, 2006 - A Million Little Lies INDEED Sat 1/14/06 - Not Quite The Start I'd HOPED For Fri 1/6/06 - A Shout-Out To All My Fundamentalist Friends Thurs 1/5/06 - 2005: My Acting Career In Review Fri 12/30/05 - A Man With Certain Redeeming Qualities Thurs 12/29/05 - My Red-Hot Love Life Sun 12/25/05 - Xmas 2005 Sun 12/18/05 - The Bike Has No Legs Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - A Mildly Interesting Diaryland Saturday, Dec. 10, 2005 - R.I.P. Richard Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - Surviving The Grove Monday, Dec. 05, 2005 - Money Matters Thurs 12/1/05 - First Week At ArcLight...and other junk Thursday, Dec. 01, 2005 - Giving Thanks Fri 11/25/05 - Missing Borders and Dissing ArcLight Friday, Nov. 25, 2005 - \"House\" Calls Mon 11/21/05 - The \"House\" Situation Sunday, Nov. 20, 2005 - Waiting For \"The Call\" Thurs 11/17/05 - ArcLight Stuff Tuesday, Nov. 15, 2005 - Hoffmaster to Agents: Get On Board \"The Gravy Train\" Friday, Nov. 11, 2005 - A Late Breaking Report Fri 11/11/05 - Another Rung On The Ladder To Success Thurs 11/10/05 - I Am Not Kelsey-Fucking-Grammer Sun 11/6/05 - A Man's Gotta Do Fri 11/04/05 - A Week To Remember Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Happy Halloween Tues 10/25/05 - Another Wacky Episode Of \"My Name Is Jim\" Tues 10/25/05 - Thinkin' About Drinkin' (Redux) Sunday, Oct. 16, 2005 - How Did This Happen? Tues 10/11/05 - Happy Hour Friday, Oct. 07, 2005 - Bulletins From The \"Pocket Journal\" Friday, Sept. 30, 2005 - So Broke I Can't Even Pay Attention Weds 9/28/05 - Continuing To Live Sunday, Sept. 25, 2005 - The Police Blotter Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - Too Tired Too Think Of A Title Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - Once I Dreamed I Could Dance Like Fred Astaire Monday, Sept. 19, 2005 - Another Six Months, A Year, Whatever... Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 - Emailing John O. Tues 9/13/05 - Commercial Doings Thursday, Sept. 08, 2005 - Breaking Into The Emergency Spam Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2005 - I'm not a scientiest. I just play one on tv...I hope Monday, Sept. 05, 2005 - \"Everything Ends\" Thurs 9/1/05 - Things That Used To Confuse Me...And Things That Still Do Mon 8/29/05 - My New \"Roomie\" Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 - Left Out And Glossed-Over Monday, Aug. 22, 2005 - One Year Ago Today (Or At Least Pretty CLOSE) Sun 8/21/05 - \"Dancing Cheek To Cheek\" (With My Neurosis) Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005 - Bad Coffee, President Dumb-ass, and \"Hot Horsie Action\" Sun 8/14/05 - Paging \"Dr Lube\" Mon 8/8/05 - Working For A Living...If You Call This \"Living\" Sat 8/6/05 - Jim Takes A Roommate Thurs 8/4/05 - Not Quite A Total Waste Of A Day Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005 - The Next Vincent Schiavelli (Or Better Yet, The FIRST Jim Hoffmaster) Sunday, Jul. 24, 2005 - A Sunday \"2-Fer\" Sunday, Jul. 24, 2005 - Workshops & Breakdowns Weds 7/20/05 - Dancing On The Edge Sun 7/17/05 - It Slices, It Dices...But Does It FAX? Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005 - Kathy B., \"Batman\", And Life After Borders Sunday, Jul. 10, 2005 - Another Worry For The List Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005 - Ten Minute Entry Tues 7/5/05 - Unionized & Certified, For Your Protection Thurs 6/30/05 - The Gremlin And Me Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005 - The Chase Gig (And Other Topics Of Interest) Sun 6/19/05 - My \"Full-Bodied\" Week Sun 6/12/05 - Drenched In Anxiety And Flop Sweat Thurs 6/9/05 - Everyone Has More To Them Than You Know Sat 6/4//05 - Tired Guy: America's Most USELESS Superhero Sat 6/4/05 - Death Shops At Borders Thurs 6/2/05 - Deep Throat Thurs 6/2/05 - Deep Throat Weds 6/1/05 - Me, Trying Not To Be A Failure Weds 6/1/05 - Me, Trying Not To Be A Failure Sun 5/29/05 - Meanwhile, Back At The Internet Cafe... Fri 5/27/05 - A Sermon From Reverend Jim Mon 5/23/05 - Son Of \"Fun With Email\" Sunday, May. 22, 2005 - Fun With Email Tues 5/17/05 - Time Does Its \"Marching On\" Thing Weds 5/11/05 - Dogs on Motorcycles Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - \"Anxious & Overwhelmed\" or \"Overwhelmed & Anxious\"? I Just Can't DECIDE Sat 5/7/05 - Storytelling Fri 5/6/05 - From The Law Firm Of Whine, Whimper, And Complain Mon 5/2/05 - If Not THIS One... Tues 4/26/05 - The Word For Today Is \"Disappointment\" Sat 4/23/05 - A Little Note From Your Uncle Jim Fri 4/22/05 - A Little High Quality Mainstream Entertainment Mon 4/18/05 - Course Correction Friday, Apr. 15, 2005 - Congress Knows Best Fri 4/15/05 - Walking Through Doors Sunday, Apr. 10, 2005 - A Message From \"HotStud43\" Tues 4/5/05 - Note To The Universe: This Would Be A GREAT Time For A Financial Windfall Sun 4/3/05 - Thou Shalt Not Die Before Me Thurs 3/31/05 - The Best Thing That Could Happen Mon 3/28/05 - Angry Chimps, Robotic GMs, and 1-800-The-Law-2 Thurs 3/24/05 - A Shotgun Blast Of Happiness Friday, Mar. 18, 2005 - Note To Self: I'm On A MISSION Here Fri 3/18/05 - Four Years In, And I'm STILL Trying To Figure Out How To Do Commercial Auditions Sun 3/13/05 - The Notary Follies Fri 3/11/05 - A Little \"Backed-Up\" Sun 3/6/05 - Emphemera/Money Friday, Mar. 04, 2005 - The \"Jist\" Thursday, Mar. 03, 2005 - I really want to act (If only it weren't so fucking INCONVENIENT) Sun 2/27/05 - Notary Class (And Other Junk) Tues 2/22/05 - A Fresh, Pine-Scented Entry Monday, Feb. 21, 2005 - The Way Things Are \"Supposed\" To Go Sun 2/20/05 - Same Old Song-And-Dance Sun 2/13/05 - How Do They Make Those Hostess Pies So Damned TASTY? Sat 2/12/05 - The Entry Where I Mostly Rag On The Bookstore Sat 2/5/05 - Sex and Violence...and Commercials Mon 1/31/05 - The Old Guy Dancing Around The Ward Sat 1/29/05 - A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That Tues 1/25/05 - I've Already Paid For The Class Mon 1/24/05 - Marathon Man Thurs 1/20/05 - The Stuff In My Head Sun 1/16/05 - Luck Of The Draw Thurs 1/13/05 - A Long Entry, Mostly About Commercials Mon 1/10/05 - Jack-In-The-Box Redux Sat 1/8/05 - An Obsessive Relationship With Myself About Myself Weds 1/5/05 - Looking For The Inner Circle Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - Letter To Kevin2 Thurs 12/30/04 - On The Front Burner Weds 12/29/04 - Big Jim's \"Acting Year In Review\" (2004 Edition) Sun 12/26/04 - Completing The Holiday Picture Sunday, Dec. 26, 2004 - Happy Freakin' Holidays Mon 12/20/04 - Anyone Up For Waffles? Fri 12/17/04 - The Lull Begins Mon 12/13/04 - G.E.: Bringing Good Things To Light Tues 12/07/04 - I Plan To Succeed...But Not Today Sat 12/4/04 - \"Claire de lune\" And Other Tunes Fri 12/3/04 - P.S. Fri 12/3/04 - The Bi-Polar Express Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - Random Acts of Journaling Sat 11/27/04 - Being Thankful Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 - Another Letter To Margaret Z. Thurs 11/25/04 - Misdirected Rage In The Form Of Retarded Resistance Weds 11/24/04 - Resisting Reductionism Mon 11/22/04 - Better Living Through Dentistry Sun 11/21/04 - Bored With Boredom Fri 11/19/04 - And A Cheese Sandwich Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 - \"Desire Is The Fire Of Life\" Fri 11/12/04 - Hangin' With \"Jack\" Thurs 11/11/04 - The Night Before The Big Day Weds 11/10/04 - Be Careful What You Want Sun 11/7/04 - \"Unlikely\" Does NOT Mean \"Impossible\" Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004 - By Special Request Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004 - Another Day, Another Milestone Weds 11/3/04 - Big News...And I Guess There Was An Election As Well Mon 11/1/04 - And I Quote Sun 10/31/04 - A Life Too Small Sat 10/30/04 - To Be A More AUTHENTIC \"Me\" Thurs 10/28/04 - Some More Gigs I Won't Be Booking Thurs 10/28/04 - \"The Company Man\" Sat 10/23/04 - Stressing Out (aka \"Does anyone have a million dollars they can spare me?\") Weds 10/20/04 - A Short-But-Meaningful Entry Mon 10/18/04 - Doing It, Then Forgetting About It Sat 10/16/04 - Hungry Like The Wolf Tues 10/12/04 - Dateline: Hollywood Sun 10/10/04 - Good Omen/Bad Omen Sun 10/10/04 - Cheated And Demeaned Fri 10/8/04 - Who Wanted ,000 ANYWAY? Fri 10/8/04 - Hundreds of Pictures of Me Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004 - Looking At Me/Looking At TV Sun 10/3/04 - Headshots Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004 - \"Dramatic Audition\" (2) Sun 10/03/04 - Holding the Baby Friday, Oct. 01, 2004 - And Now, In No Particular Order... Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 - Life Without Beliefs Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 - \"Buddhism Without Beliefs\" Thurs 9/23/04 - Scratching The Surface Mon 9/20/04 - Change: Just \"The Nature Of Things\", or \"Royal Screwing By The Universe\"? (Discuss) Saturday, Sept. 18, 2004 - Hanging Out With Halle B. Thurs 9/16/04 - Three-and-a-half years out here, and I'm not FAMOUS yet? What's up with THAT? Mon 9/13/04 - Excerpts Sun 9/12/04 - More Fun With Questionaires Fri 9/10/04 - Jim Responds To His #1 Critic Thurs 9/9/04 - Another Burst Of Impotent Anger Thurs 9/9/04 - End Of An Era Sunday, Sept. 05, 2004 - I've Been Known To WORRY A Bit Sunday, Sept. 05, 2004 - QuestionsII Friday, Sept. 03, 2004 - The Survey Says... Thurs 9/2/04 - Dreams, Pocket Journals, and \"Lucky Pennies\" Sun 8/29/04 - My Name is Jim. I work at Shareholder Books Sun 8/29/04 - What Could Be More Fun Than A Root Canal? Fri 8/27/04 - Commercial Audition Recap Thurs 8/26/04 - \"I like to watch...\" Mon 8/23/04 - Another Slanderous Journal Entry (Or would that be \"libelous\"?) Fri 8/20/04 - Blue Monday Mon 8/16/04 - \"Brevity is the soul of wit\". Or so I've HEARD. Sun 8/15/04 - Jimlandia--Now With More Celebrities Thurs 8/12/04 - \"The class for 'Helpless Victims' is down the street...\" Tues 8/10/04 - A Whore At The Capitalist Gangbang Mon 8/9/04 - Esprit De Corpse Fri 8/6/04 - \"Nature Lovers\" And Other Dysfunctional Types Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 - \"We choose to be INSPIRED.\" Sun 8/1/04 - A Use For Gatorade You'll Never See In The Commercials Thurs 7/29/04 - A National Craze In The Making Tues 7/27/04 - Conversation With Myself Thurs 7/22/04 - The Missing \"P\" Tues 7/20/04 - The Money Shot Thurs 7/15/04 - \"Thinking Outside The Karaoke Box\" Sun 7/11/04 - Little Orphan Jimmy And The Time Machine Tues 7/6/04 - The USS Hoffmaster Sun 7/4/04 - Time To \"Fish Or Cut Bait\"...Whatever THAT Means Sat 7/3/04 - Brando Weds 6/30/04 - Reading Is Good...As Long As You Put Your Book Or Magazine Back On The Shelf When You're Done Fri 6/25/04 - Flotsam and Jetsam Redux Tues 6/22/04 - The Imaginary Eclair Thurs 6/17/04 - Fried Twinkies And Brass Asses Tues 6/15/04 - Jim & Kevin's Vegas Adventure (Part II: Food And Fun) Mon 6/14/04 - Jim And Kevin's Vegas Adventure Thurs 6/10/04 - Viva Las Vegas Thurs 6/10/04 - Born Okay The First Time Sun 6/6/04 - Entry Interruptus Sat 6/5/04 - With Special Guest Star--Kevin Knights Weds 6/02/04 - Kevin Hits L.A. Sun 5/30/04 - I Got No IDEA What To Title This Thurs 5/27/04 - Audition-O-Rama Mon 5/24/04 - More \"Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway\" Crap Thurs 5/20/04 - Fighting The Good Fight Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 - Self Portrait Tues 5/18/04 - Mor e Thoughts From The Pocket Journal Tues 5/18/04 - Birthdays And All That Jazz Sat 5/15/04 - Becoming \"The Man\" Weds 5/12/04 - On Patrol With The Captain Mon 5/10/04 - Jury Duty Redux Sun 5/9/04 - Captain Hoffmaster Thurs 5/6/04 - Another Feather In The Cap Weds 5/5/04 - Contacts and Opportunities Tues 5/4/04 - Jury Duty Mon 5/3/04 - \"Put the bat down and step away from the dish, Sir...\" Sat 5/01/04 - Not Quite Dead Yet Thurs 4/29/04 - Whipsawed By Confusion Sun 4/25/04 - At least there will be donuts Saturday, Apr. 24, 2004 - And If Ye Have Faith, The Way Shall Become Clear Mon 4/19/04 - Fragmenting Sat 4/17/04 - Sounding A Blue Note Weds 4/14/04 - Take It From Me--Whatever Perversion You Can Think Of, Someone's Gotten There Ahead Of You Thurs 4/8/04 - Two Scary Topics Mon 3/5/04 - The Asymmetrical Face Of A Character Actor Thurs 4/01/04 - Tonite, For A Little Change-Of-Pace, I Think I'll Write About...Me Sun 3/28/04 - An Odd To Auditions, Action Figures, and \"Feeling The Fear\" Fri 3/26/04 - A New Cycle Begins Thurs 3/25/04 - I Could Be Happier Thurs 3/25/04 - The Triumphant Return Of Mark And Jane...and other less momentous events Tues 3/23/04 - My Favorite Quandry Sun 3/21/04 - X-Box Audition Thurs 3/18/04 - Another Lost Weekend Tues 3/16/04 - The Elusive Brass Ring Mon 3/15/04 - Actor-ish Crap Sat 3/13/04 - Some Things I Love Thurs 3/11/04 - Dysfunction Junction Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004 - The Praying Agnostic Mon 3/08/04 - Ego-boosting Sun 3/07/04 - Got Callbacks? Thurs 3/04/04 - Would You Buy A Horse And Buggy From This Man? Weds 3/03/04 - Call Me \"Butter\", Cause I Am On A Roll! Tues 3/02/04 - An Unstoppable Acting Machine Sun 2/29/04 - Bill Maher on Gay Marriage Thurs 2/26/04 - Where's Buddha When You Need Him? Mon 2/23/04 - A Bad Case Of Death Weds 2/18/04 - The Last Temptation Of Jim Mon 2/16/04 - Watching My \"Stories\" Fri 2/13/04 - The Evil Empire (And other topics of little interest) Thurs 2/12/04 - Good News Tues 2/10/04 - Very Random Thoughts Thurs 2/05/04 - Carrying The Scars (Pt II) Weds 2/04/04 - Carrying The Scars Tues 2/03/04 - The Commercial Death March Sat 1/31/04 - May I See Your Passport Please? Thurs 1/29/04 - How to \"Bury The Lead\" Sat 1/24/04 - The Greatest Diaryland Entry Of All Time Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 - Melanie Griffith's Gum, And Other Oddities Sun 1/18/04 - Keeping Up Appearances Sat 1/17/04 - Impoverished Thinking Tues 1/13/04 - Vague Memories and Silly Fantasies Sun 1/11/04 - straw into gold Sat 1/10/04 - The Commercial Audition Biz Weds 1/7/04 - My Favorite Movies, Etc. Mon 1/05/04 - To A New Year And A New Pocket Journal New Years Day 2004 (Pt II) - Jim Does Chinatown New Year's Day 2004 - Big Jim's \"Acting Year In Review\" Tues 12/30/03 - Happy Frigging Holidays Sat 12/27/03 - Holly-daze Sun 12/21/03 - I Wrote This Very Fast On Purpose Fri 12/19/03 - Golden...For Now Thurs 12/18/03 - You Can Lead Jim To Water, But He'd Really Rather Have A Diet Coke With Lemon Tues 12/16/03 - \"Smell Ya Later...\" Mon 12/15/03 - \"We Got Him\" Fri 12/12/03 - Jim Goes To The Movies...Or TRIES To Weds 12/10/03 - Sometimes The Hardest Part Is The Title Mon 12/08/03 - Writing about Writing Sat 12/6/03 - As Bitchy As I Wanna Be Friday, Dec. 05, 2003 - A Mite Discouraged Thurs 12/04/03 - Killing Them With Kindness Sun 11/30/03 - Raise Your Hand If You're Sure Fri 11/28/03 - Anyone know a good mood-regulating drugI could get on? Fri 11/28/03 - Thanksgiving 2003 Mon 11/24/03 - The Incubus video shoot...and other stuff Fri 11/21/03 - Booking Thurs 11/20/03 - Jim Hoffmaster, Dictator-for-Hire Sun 11/16/03 - Fear Factor Sat 11/15/03 - Gathering Storm Clouds Thurs 11/13/03 - Filler Material Sun 11/09/03 - Hungry And Stinky Sat 11/08/03 - Motivationally Speaking Tues 11/04/03 - Old Memories Sat 11/01/03 - Jim Is My Name. Defying Death Is My Game Thurs 10/30/03 - The Entry Where The End Is Really The Beginning Mon 10/27/03 - My Million-Dollar Face Thurs 10/23/03 - When Bad Things Happen To Good People. Wed 10/22/03 - A Diaryland Sorbet Mon 10/20/03 - Jim Wrestles With The Question Of \"God\"...And Is Pinned In Three Seconds Flat Sat 10/18/03 - Having Fun, Being Awake, And \"Killing Bill\" Fri 10/17/03 - Some Happy Stuff Sun 10/12/03 - A Little \"Artistic Embarrassment\" Weds 10/8/03 - Governor Schwarzenegger (Now try to read it without laughing) Mon 10/6/03 - McGriddlicious Tues 9/30/03 - A Shitty First Draft Sat 9/27/03 - \"Once More With Feeling\"/\"Lost In Translation\" Fri 9/26/03 - My Entry In The \"Most Shallow Man On Earth\" Sweepstakes Weds 9/24/03 - It's Not TV. It's HBO Tues 9/23/03 - Our Top Stories This Hour... Thurs 9/18/03 - Jim Sorts It All Out Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 - Requiem For Two Dreams Sun 9/14/03 - Heading Back To Hollywood Sat 9/13/03 - The Dam Breaks Fri 9/12/03 - Vacation Journal: Two Tue 9/9/03 - Wahoos, Kathy B., And My Two Fabulous Hosts Mon 9/8/03 - wedding day Sat 9/6/03 - The Further Adventures of Fri 9/05/03 - In Transit THU 9/04/03 - Lansing Bound Wed 9/03/03 - More Boring-ass Work Stuff Mon 9/01/03 - When I Grow Up, I Want To Be Creative Sat 8/30/03 - Variation On A Dream Fri 8/29/03 - Jackie Chan, Ron Jeremy, and Richard Chamberlain; Wondering Just Where I Fit On The Continuum Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 - \"I would have cleaned the place, but I didn't want to give you any false impressions...\" Wed 8/27/03 - Rejection Central Tues 8/26/03 - The News In Brief...VERY Brief Mon 8/25/03 - Still Holding Sat 8/23/03 - \"On Hold\" Fri 8/22/03 - \"Is that...blood?\" Sat 8/16/03 - Jim's Little Tokyo Adventure (Pt II) Friday, Aug. 15, 2003 - Jim's Little Tokyo Adventure (Pt I) FRI 8/08/03 - Harmonica Redux Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003 - Sounding off Sun 8/10/03 - Jim's Harmonica Blues (Cont.)/A Letter To Mark Z. Thu 8/07/03 - Thursday (Pt 1) Tue 8/05/03 - General Weirdness Sun 8/03/03 - Ask And Ye Shall Receive Sat 8/02/03 - More Boring Crap About Borders Fri 8/01/03 - With you, my dear, never a 'quickie'. Always, a 'longie'...\" Weds 7/30/03 - Needy, Needier, Neediest Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 - Life After Retail Fri 7/23/03 - Ten. Thousand. Dollars. Sun 7/20/03 - Happy Happy Joy Joy Friday, Jul. 18, 2003 - Things Take A Turn Fri 7/18/03 - Vegas Bound? Thu 7/17/03 - It's all so simple, really--when I become rich and famous, I'll be happy and everything will be perfect...or will it? Wed 7/16/03 - Industrial-Strength Jim Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 - Fame Thu 7/10/03 - No Actors Allowed Tues 7/08/03 - A Remote Transmission From Apt 411 Mon 7/07/03 - Random Thoughts Sat 7/05/03 - People like me, and people who actually are me. FRI 7/4/03 - The Weekend In Review Mon 6/30/03 - Michael Madsen, Eliza Dushku, and tequila shots \"the fun way\" Sun 6/29/03 - I'll have an order of white baby bones, please...and do they come with fries? Fri 6/27/03 - Jim and Nero Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - Okay, I promise--This is the last time I'll talk about the HBO commercial...for now Fri 6/20/03 - See Jim. See Jim act. Act, Jim, act. Wed 6/18/03 - What I meant to say is \"Hi, I'm Jim Hoffmaster, president of the Watercooler Association of America\" FRI 6/13/03 - \"Hi, I'm Mike Sweeney, President of the Watercooler Association of America Fri 6/13/03 - Drawing Closer To The Prize Wed 6/11/03 - Would You Like To Come In And See My Etchings...? Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 - A Little \"Therapeutic Licking\" Sat 6/07/03 - All the news that's fit to transmit Thu 6/05/03 - The Big Meeting Thu 6/05/03 - Auditions/Castings/Whatever You Call Them Sun 6/1/03 - A Snowballs Chance in LA Thursday, May. 29, 2003 - We have met the enemy and he is us TUE 5/27/03 - Regime change begins at home Sat 5/24/03 - The \"Cranky\" Side of Jim Thursday, May. 22, 2003 - America's Newest Superhero, Or Just Some Nut Wearing A Red Bath Towel? Tue 5/20/03 - This is Jim's brain. THIS is Jim's brain on DRUGS Mon 5/19/03 - Disco Fever Sun 5/18/03 - You can't have everything, even in California Thu 5/15/03 - Strong Medicine Thu 5/08/03 - A Word From America's Newest Charismatic Cult Leader Wednesday, May. 07, 2003 - Family Values Tuesday, May. 06, 2003 - Letter to M & J Sun 5/4/03 - Scanneriffic! Fri 5/3/03 - Embracing The Mystery Thursday, May. 01, 2003 - A Swinger From Way Back Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 - Rugrats, Borders, and \"A Howard Hughes-like desire for privacy\" Sun 4/27/03 - Sleep-Writing Thu 4/24/03 - In this instance, being \"on hold\" is a GOOD thing Sun 4/20/03 - The Reclamation Project Sat 4/19/03 - Handsome and \"Manful\" Fri 4/18/03 - You know what? Sometimes It's REALLY fun to be me! Tuesday, Apr. 15, 2003 - |